Total Medals Earned: 1,186 (From 244 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,485 Points
Medals Earned: 4/4 (30/30 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (10/160 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/330 points)
Medals Earned: 7/30 (45/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/9 (25/500 points)
Medals Earned: 6/21 (80/780 points)
Medals Earned: 5/5 (90/90 points)
Medals Earned: 4/17 (35/265 points)
Medals Earned: 1/16 (10/280 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (55/205 points)
Fall through the clouds.
Unlock the gate.
The end is upon you.
Destroy all the bugs.
Manage to get yourself killed at the very beginning
Kill your first(and possibly last) zombie.
Fight off the damn zombies for 3 minutes!
This is it. You did it.
Just leave
Wear the Vic Rattlehead mask
You are such a sweet sweet thing
Reach the graveyard
You dream your life away
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
Slay 20 demon bastards
Just smash EVERY single pumpkin
Escape the Tornado of Souls
Get an autograph from Ozzy
Welcome to Asslevania!
Reach level 2.
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Bully your own boss.
Bully the weak.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Find the adult pleasure.
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
win Bojan stage
win Vila stage
win Pique stage
win Xavi stage
win Alves stage
win Iniesta stage
achieve gold medal on Bojan stage
win Puyol stage
achieve gold medal on Vila stage
end the game
achieve gold medal on Iniesta stage
win Messi stage
achieve gold medal on Pique stage
achieve gold medal on Puyol stage
achieve gold medal on Xavi stage
achieve gold medal on Alves stage
achieve gold medal on Messi stage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Find the camp.
Get a career.
Find the secret temple.
Find the rocket ship.
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Cause some property damage inside the Space Vacations building.
Defeat the fearsome alien tyrant, Blob-O.
Experience the joy of feeding some alien wildlife.
Make Betty laugh with the funniest dinosaur joke in the history of the universe.
Hit the jackpot on the Astro Slots machine.
Have Mr. Dinosaur land on the moon.
Collect a souvenir I <3 Mr. Dinosaur t-shirt.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Put your hands on every single thing in the game.
Look at every single thing in the game.
Finish the game in under 5 minutes.
Complete level 1 with 3 stars
Complete level 2 with 3 stars
Complete level 3 with 3 stars
Complete level 4 with 3 stars
Complete level 5 with 3 stars
Complete level 6 with 3 stars
Complete level 7 with 3 stars
Complete level 8 with 3 stars
Complete level 10 with 3 stars
Complete level 11 with 3 stars
Complete level 12 with 3 stars
Complete level 13 with 3 stars
Complete level 14 with 3 stars
Complete level 15 with 3 stars
Complete level 16 with 3 stars
Complete level 9 with 3 stars
You soft boiled an egg.
You made toast.
You cut a grapefruit.
You made juice.
You made coffee with suger.
You made a bowl of cereal with blueberries.
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